Dont bother telling me who my ex is now dating

He was wearing high-waisted khakis and had overgrown nose hairs, but he was really sweet, and was becoming funnier with every sip of punch I took.Primed by my screening of I was eager for an atypical experience, so I agreed to go back to his apartment.This is also the phase when you begin the dreaded coital dance known as dating.

My very wise friend Ally once said: “The New York dating scene is a war zone.

If you don’t watch out, your legs will get blown off and you’ll end up begging for money on the L train.” That might be a bit overdramatic but I understand the sentiment.

As is common with short actors, this guy was very fond of himself, and within minutes he was playing aloud a recording of himself singing a song from his upcoming off-Broadway show.

As I politely smiled and nodded along to the ballad—a duet!

It was everything from, “Babe, how about that threesome? ” to the complete non sequitur “I was on TV this week.” Finally, he asked if the reason I wasn’t responding was because I was too dumb to understand simple English.

Something I’ve learned over the years is that a lot of men have trouble dealing with rejection.

I was looking for an experience, but this was the wrong one.

Once the doctor took his clothes off, he looked way older than 50—he may have been pushing 60.

But an hour later, walking into the specified bar in the West Village, I immediately understood why people take the time to screen each other via text.

Tinder guy turned out to be two of my worst fears combined: a short actor.

Their brains literally go haywire, and they begin spewing out insults in a desperate attempt to rebuild their fragile egos.

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