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Get a load of this text game as it escalates to full on depravity. How come your facebook updates always make you look like a nutjob? Background is: she was a five minute number close at trafalgar square about 3 months ago and though we’ve had some lively banter by text she hasn’t agreed to a date and she hasn’t “crossed the sexual rubicon” of admitting sexual attraction to me.

I text her out of the blue late one night, first time in about 2 weeks.

This was about a month ago and I’ve held it back from my blog until I finally went “radically honest” on her and told her I’m a dating coach. You must be missing the texts Her: drunk now i take it? Just being filthy on Facebook chat and I thought of you.

I have recently become enormously interested in fucking girls in the ass while telling them they are dirty bitches. If I was to keep a spreadsheet (which I don’t) I’d estimate a weekly average of 4.

Would like to do it again, but with the girl giving me some backchat so I have to slap her around a bit. Her: Makes me worry for myself to be honest lol the things i enjoy in the bedroom… Remember I’ve been coupled up for most of my adult life. I feel like I should be upping the count as a matter of urgency Me: Masturbation. Depends on how I’m doing with girls, hobbies, and how rapey I’m feeling.

Bang on average, the girls tell me (they say above average but I think they’re just being nice).

Me: If you want the fourth, you gotta take a question or two. When did u get married, when did u get divorced and why?

[one hour passes] Her: Why did u suddenly decide that?

Me: Since June 2010 I decided I will do only those things that interest me and not give a fuck. Make my life a hell of a story for when I’m aged 70 as a washed up drunk in a Jamaican beachfront dive.

Though my wife used to enjoy the occasional simulated rape.

How many times have you masturbated in 2011 (and if it counts as the same question, what were you thinking about) Me: 2.

Her: I will answer anything come on u can ask me 3 Me: Met 1999, married 2006, divorced 2009.

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