Who is snooki dating now

Snooki astonishingly married Jionni La Valle and is a proud mom to two children and three goldfish, and the lucky owner of a unicorn onesie. When Pauly D shows up, his hair frozen in the same mold from a decade ago, he announces that he's living in a big motorcycle-filled mansion in Vegas and he's a hugely successful DJ.

Now for the castmates who are giving me rage blackouts.

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She's also a very savvy business women, having written several books, her newest being aired in 2012, he checked himself into rehab "to get control of a prescription medication problem".

He also had a bit of legal trouble, getting arrested in 2014 at a New Jersey tanning salon and on top of that, he was charged with tax fraud, allegedly not paying taxes on $8.9 million.

Pauly is living the life he's always wanted, which is something I will remember every day as I write this to pay off my student loans. Deena's all, "Girls, girls, your boobs are both nice," while white-knuckling the wheel.

(Photo Credit: MTV) Ronnie also lives in Vegas because he needed to chase someone resembling a friend. He's dating his college sweetheart Lauren Pesce (who apparently went to my high school, represent) and spends a lot of time dealing with a four-year-long court case. They stop by to see Danny at the Shore Store, who looks emotionally broken at the site of two meatballs and a JWoww.

In 2014, he returned to reality TV, this time with his family, for Pauly D is a dad now!

It seems the list of parents on this list continues to grow.

Just because I get it, it was in the past, whatever — but to use me for comic relief?

Like, knowing that it's not cool to talk about that anymore, you know, when I'm married — that's just not really something a friend would do, you know?

Unlike JWoww and Snooki, Pauly was not expecting a child.

In 2013 news broke that Pauly had a daughter with waitress Amanda Market, though the couple did not have a previous relationship.

Way back in Season 1, a belligerent bar-goer punches Snooki in the face. Snooki technically has a boyfriend in Season 2, but she falls into bed with Vinny anyway… She later says hooking up with him was like "putting a watermelon in a pinhole." (Photo Credit: MTV) After a night of heavy partying in Season 3 — and one day after hooking up with someone else — Snooki tells Vinny she wants to "cuddle." But Vinny rejects her, throwing her for a serious loop.

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